Who would have thought ?!?!

[brettig]

It could be a good thing...depending on the revolution u r an advocate of- there are several

 

[Salome]

Salome advocates peace, love and happyness
hail yeah

someone STOP ME

------------------
Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[brettig]

Stupid Hippies, get the hell off my front lawn!

The only way to get peas is with a knife! Ask Homer Simpson...

 

[Salome]

last time I talked to a cartoon I didn't get the answer I wanted

my head hurts a bit

------------------
Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[brettig]

Teaches u to stick a flower up the muzzle of a gun

How was the wedding?

 

[Salome]

great wedding
had a great time
enough to drink
good music

but my head still hurts a bit

------------------
Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[brettig]

Mine hurts too...from too much sour forum...a few people have emptied souls right now...

 

[brettig]

Hey btw...day 2 of the test starts in half an hour...day 1 was cricket on speed or some party drug im tellin ya!

England 294 (Warne 5/71)
Australia 2/132 (Slater 76*)

what a start...

 

[zooropamanda]

oy!
why am I being talked about?what do I ahve to do with this?!

sheesh..

i dont even know what you're talking about. why am I scared? or were u talking about someone else?

ZA<--wrinkled nose

 

[brettig]

U took 5/71 in the 1st test?

 

[Salome]

I agree it was like cricket on speed
but how on earth did the Aussies let England have a 100+ last wicket stand

ZA, we're talking voodoo

------------------
Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[Salome]

BTW Steve Waugh will finish England off early

------------------
Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[brettig]

They cared too much about killing caddick rather than gettin him out so he got his eye in dodging short stuff...plus hes got a bloody good bat

Today regular service is resumed...rain gah

Steve Waugh batted beautifully tho...

 

[Salome]

all the delays because of rain are starting to piss me of

Australia need to get 450-480 and then finish England quickly

------------------
Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[Salome]

hehehe

------------------
Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[brettig]

Gilchrist=Psycho
!

 

[Salome]

maybe it would be a better idea for England to admit The Ashes will stay down under yet again

honestly, is further humiliation going to do them any good

------------------
Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[brettig]

Keeps em shell shocked and fearful for next time

 

[Salome]

they just keep coming back for more

it's unbelievable really

------------------
Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[brettig]

Maybe they are suckers for bondage?

 

[Salome]

maybe they're just suckers

------------------
Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[zooropamanda]

Actually salomey, the ASHES are never in Australia. They arent allowed to leave bloody Pommieland.

Pikers are terrified we might break them, so they give us the puny little egg cups instead

*ZA slinks back out of the betty/salomey convo*

 

[Salome]

wow, really ZA
the sensible thing would be to keep The Ashes In Australia, since the chances of England winning in the near future are nil

------------------
Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[Salome]

Originally posted by brettig:
Im quite serious...when she says shes scared shed really like to *meet* you, as would a few of us...see how this guy operates when he has to be more spontaneous

heh, I guess the thrill is gone now

------------------
Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[brettig]

These days the winning team gets a waterford crystal replica urn thats the size of a decent trophy hehe...perhaps they could fill it with the ashes of the 1st stump broken by Gillespie or Lee during this series

Oh yeah salomer the thrill is long gone...no mystery left to u... your signature in the topic broke the barriers once and for all

 

[Salome]

Originally posted by brettig:
perhaps they could fill it with the ashes of the 1st stump broken by Gillespie or Lee during this series

not a bad idea

or they could just burn some english bats, since they really have no use for them

------------------
Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[zooropamanda]

Originally posted by Salome:
wow, really ZA
the sensible thing would be to keep The Ashes In Australia, since the chances of England winning in the near future are nil

thats why they wont hand em over!

 

[brettig]

I think they hide behind the idea that the Ashes urn itself is private property of the MCC...go figure

 

[Salome]

still, the real question is:
Will England be able to at least draw a game ?

honestly, I love The Ashes, but it's a bit of a shame that it's a real mismatch

it's as predictable as Holland - Australia at footy

(BTW Holland managed to beat Ireland at the ICC Cricket tournament

)

------------------
Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[brettig]

U know who played a few games for ireland in english one day competitions...Hansie Cronje