Whats the special announcement tomorrow?

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Hey, if nothing else, this could excuse us turkey-filled Americans from an awkward conversation with drunk aunt Betty about when we're going to settle down/get married/have babies/get a job/move out of mom's basement/whatever. "Sorry, Aunt Betty. I have an important Internet thing to attend to." *goes and sits in peace for an hour and a half in front of the laptop.
 
Hey, if nothing else, this could excuse us turkey-filled Americans from an awkward conversation with drunk aunt Betty about when we're going to settle down/get married/have babies/get a job/move out of mom's basement/whatever. "Sorry, Aunt Betty. I have an important Internet thing to attend to." *goes and sits in peace for an hour and a half in front of the laptop.

I think that'll just scare Aunt Betty more :wink:
 
After {YOUR NAME HERE} left the table, an awkward hush fell over the table.

Aunt Betty finally leaned over her plate, her chin hairs nearly dragging into the mashed potatoes, and stage-whispered, "I think {YOUR NAME HERE} is going to masturbate to internet porn!"
 
After {YOUR NAME HERE} left the table, an awkward hush fell over the table.

Aunt Betty finally leaned over her plate, her chin hairs nearly dragging into the mashed potatoes, and stage-whispered, "I think {YOUR NAME HERE} is going to masturbate to internet porn!"

WAIT!

They have porn on the internet now????
 
Well ... I was held to strict secrecy, but ...... that's actually the big announcement tomorrow.

U2.com was going to alert us that there was porn on the internet.

As usual, they are on top of the latest trends.
 
U2 will be in studio to perform Acrobat.

The stream will crash after the opening notes and nobody will hear anything for a few minutes. It will come back in time for "... the bastards grind you down. YEAH! NOW LET'S DO PRIDE!"

The next fanclub disc includes Pride but not Acrobat.
 
I have a hunch that Larry will make a long and deeply moving speech in which he will explain that he only meant to act a little bit but now that he has been given the chance to play Rupert Giles in an upcoming remake of Buffy The Vampire Slayer he just realized that he would regret it if he did not leave the band for an 8 season contract....he will ask the fans to have no hard feelings but still emphasise that he thinks Passengers suck and that he now relates to Elvis movies even more.....
 
U2 will be in studio to perform Acrobat.

The stream will crash after the opening notes and nobody will hear anything for a few minutes. It will come back in time for "... the bastards grind you down. YEAH! NOW LET'S DO PRIDE!"

The next fanclub disc includes Pride but not Acrobat.

This is like all of U2 fandom is the butt of a Bad Luck Brian meme
 
ok question- I have not recieved this email yet. I am a paid subscriber until March of next year. Did emails only go to people that have already renewed early?
 
I am slightly intrigued, but I think this thread has been (and will be) more entertaining than whatever ends up being announced. I'll happily be proven wrong, but I'm not holding my breath.
 
Now if this was to be an album/tour announcement surely it wouldn't be limited to fan club only?
 
Clearly it's a special announcement from Larry and Paul McGuinne$$ pleading for people who haven't renewed to fork out the cash already. :wink:
 
If they are going to all this trouble to announce a remix of a song from 1984, I'm out!

I'd love some songs from the sessions they've been working on over the last 4 years. Probably won't happen, but that's the dream. I think it'll be more closely related to the Edge's Picks disc.

Most excitement on here for ages though, which can only be a good thing, right? :reject:
 
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