I've stared into my magic crystal ball, and I foresee a future where The Eagles of Death Metal is announced as the winner. The camera cues a shot of Bono standing up, applauding them. The rest of the crowd quickly follows. Twitter fills up with half "So deserved for @EODMofficial after all they've been through! #BritAwards" and half "Oh, fuck off Bono. Standing there applauding as if he really cared!" #FuckOffBono #BritAwards".