The Joshua Tree of Vaginas

[BrownEyedBoy]

John Mayer’s Dirty Mind & Lonely Heart: New Issue of Rolling Stone : Rolling Stone : Rock and Roll Daily


Just giving you guy's a head's up on a U2 reference.

Mayer’s in the midst of a massive 10-year record deal and enjoys the pleasures of late-night weed-and-video-game sessions, as well as his $20 million vintage watch collection, but what he truly wants, he tells Hedegaard, is to finally find a a female companion. But not just any girlfriend — Mayer is after “the Joshua Tree of Vaginas.” “I’ll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing,” he says. “Think of how much mental capacity I’m using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a fuck about it.”

Always great to see how U2 has penetrated pop culture.

 

[corianderstem]

... U2 has PENETRATED pop culture.

Great choice of words. Well done, sir.

John Mayer is ridiculously irritating. Possibly just ridiculous and possibly just irritating.

 

[mikal]

they say U2 really "POP'd the cherry" with their 1997 release.

 

[trojanchick99]

 

[discothequeLP]

john mayer is the 'stand up comedy' of vaginas.

 

[corianderstem]

After seeing some more snippets of the interview online (you could not pay me to read the whole thing - I can barely even stand to look at the cover on my own copy that showed up in the mail), I'm guessing he's just really, really stoned.

 

[MEAT10AF]

Why isn't he going for the Achtung Baby of vaginas? Or is that not "Vagnificent" enough? On another note, I personally can't stand Mr. Mayer.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

What an asshole.

 

[indra]

Mayer is after “the Joshua Tree of Vaginas.”

Dry and prickly?

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

Dry and prickly?

I Still Haven't Found What Im Looking For...

Obviously

Bullet the Blue Sky...

okay, im sure there is a sexual reference here

In God's Country...

okay sooooooo that kind of makes sense

Mothers of the Disappeared...

hmmm, maybe he doesn't want kids?

Exit...

okay he's got commitment issues still, OR, he wants to try the back door

 

[digitize]

 

[MikeyJB]

John Mayer is a vagina.

 

[trojanchick99]

John Mayer is a vagina.

Don't insult vaginas.

 

[secretly alone]

Dry and prickly?

 

[bono_212]

 

[LemonMelon]

Dry and prickly?

Your body is a wonderland dry, flat, arid landscape.

Only in America.

 

[cobl04]

jennifer aniston must have been like the October of vaginas then...

 

[Bono's shades]

Oh, ugh. I hate it when guys try to be all deep and sensitive but are so full of themselves they can't tell they are coming off as creepy douchebags. That passage is just like his song lyrics. Blech. I kind of hope he was referring to an actual Joshua Tree and not the album because I hate to think of U2 in any kind of association with John Mayer.

 

[coolian2]

it's funny, because he acts like a c-bomb the size of the joshua tree national park.

 

[VintagePunk]

Uh, John? Just a tip, but you might have better luck with the ladies if you stop referring to them as "vaginas." Douche.

 

[partygirl43]

I guess he still hasn't found what he's loooking for.

 

[martha]

What an asshole.

Uh, John? Just a tip, but you might have better luck with the ladies if you stop referring to them as "vaginas." Douche.

What these two said.

 

[OrARoundabout]

Well done John Mayer...well done

 

[U2BROTHR]

I'm sure this guy who banged more whores in a whore house must have looked at his pecker and said "Achtung Baby"......."I better go see a doctor!"



....a few times in his life.

 

[blueeyedgirl]

jennifer aniston must have been like the October of vaginas then...

That's what I was gonna say!

John Mayer, please go far, far away...

 

[major_panic]

Dry and prickly?

That, or he wants four Irishmen to come and chop it down four years later.

 

[Saracene]

What a charmer

 

[HCL]

Never heard anything about/from this guy until now... and I won't again.

 

[Purplereign]

John Mayer, please go far, far away...

amen

That, or he wants four Irishmen to come and chop it down four years later.

 

[Jeannieco]

I used to like like him....
No more .....
This is his Brittany moment.
The boy needs help. Maybe he needs to be in rehab w/Tiger.