The Joshua Tree of Vaginas

[Rosebud]

This thread wins.

 

[indra]

I'm not sure the NLOTH of vaginas would be desirable. The labia is all good, but once you get to the middle? The SUC of hymens.

Practicing for your John Mayer moment?

 

[VintagePunk]

Practicing for your John Mayer moment?

I was trying to think of a nice way to put it. Thanks. Kind of fell short of satire, if that's what he was going for...

 

[The Sad Punk]

I thought he did a fine job.

 

[the tourist]

If John Mayer's vaginal preference tends to be in the sequence of U2's albums, I wonder how he did with the "Boy" version of vagina, especially being his first.

 

[allbecauseofu2]

how about that passengers vagina? was thier another person helping him out? leading the way? lol. and did he tell the girl a fake name?

 

[The John Tree]

I'm willing to bet that years from now, he'll look back at Jennifer Aniston as the Pop of Vaginas.

...didn't appreciate it at the time, and took a couple of years to realize how great it was.

 

[LemonMelon]

Practicing for your John Mayer moment?

I was trying to think of a nice way to put it. Thanks. Kind of fell short of satire, if that's what he was going for...

I thought he did a fine job.

It was an artistic risk. Approximating John Mayer's early work isn't nearly as challenging:

 

[gvox]

if there IS a Joshua Tree of vaginas, I'm willing to bet money that Jennifer Aniston has it.

Joshua Tree: prickly dry shriveled up gnarled old catcus-ey tree

I understand some young guys like cougars, sure....but do you REALLY want the Joshua Tree of vaginas? Umm..

 

[the tourist]

I'm willing to bet that years from now, he'll look back at Jennifer Aniston as the Pop of Vaginas.

...didn't appreciate it at the time, and took a couple of years to realize how great it was.

The question, though, is whether or not it had boom-cha's.

 

[gvox]

edit: meh..bein silly

 

[joerags]

Okay, John Mayer is a prick. Let's not waste any more time on this douche, although it makes me depressed that this guy can still get girls, and I can't.

 

[LemonMelon]

We can't close it; no one has mentioned the Under A Blood Red Sky of vaginas yet.

Meh, too easy.

 

[allbecauseofu2]

oh man. lol. but after that he can get the 1980-1990 best of with b sides cd of vaginas,lol. thats a good one.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

i think this thread has run its course. anyone wishing to discuss john mayer may do so in bang and clatter.