If U2 ever fails and fans will never stop complaining...

[solemole]

they can always take a lesson page from J.J. Abrams and Star Trek

U2: The Remake

Starring Kanye West as Bono whose ego can fill the boots of TWO BONOs... and the shades

Nick Zinner of Yeah Yeah Yeahs with The REAL EDGE sound

Meg White as Larry Mullen, Jr. ... WAAAAY HOTTER, AND BETTER DRUMMER

And lastly... Keeping it real for the Brits... Paul McCartney as Adam Clayton... (or maybe the Flea for hair and height)

THE NEW U2
coming soon to an arena near you
2020

 

[Danny Boy]

Paul is dead.

 

[solemole]

And Elvis lives.

 

[kingofsorrow]

 

[solemole]

nooo?

then then... then

it's all over...

 

[kingofsorrow]

 

[U2BROTHR]

Spoiler

 

[OrARoundabout]

 

[BonoFox1]

 

[digitize]

 

[SamuelSmeloc]

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[solemole]