Has Bono been working out his neck?

[The Sad Punk]

Fantastic thread.

Guess I better put up my feet and get used to this.

 

[digitize]

Bono seems to be in decent shape over the first 2 legs....but he still needs to lose a decent amount for optimal performance...like zootv/elevation status....he looks so much better like that anyway...

I'll take a 500lb Bono with his current voice over a skinny Elevation Bono any day.

 

[Bug]

Will beef up your neck in two weeks, GUARANTEED.

 

[Galeongirl]

Fantastic thread.

Guess I better put up my feet and get used to this.

It's gonna be a long, long wait until the next album.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Next up, why are Bono's calf muscles so big?

 

[bonocomet]

stop it.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Next up, why are Bono's calf muscles so big?

Because he's fat, duh.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Because he's fat, duh.

But, but, but ... maybe they're muscly?

 

[mad1]

dont most guys have big strong thick ones?

 

[last unicorn]

I wouldn't mind giving him some massages to help him keep it muscular ... you know ...

 

[SBU2]

dont most guys have big strong thick ones?

lol sounds wrong

silly me, ignore it

 

[mad1]

well hey, Im just trying to imagine Bono lying down, with this dumbell across his neck, and each time he swallows, it raises up and hey presto, thats his neck workout a few times.

 

[FitzChivalry]

...but I've always thought Bono has a very strong, powerful looking neck...

...like zootv/elevation status....he looks so much better like that anyway...

 

[Rob33]

I'll take a 500lb Bono with his current voice over a skinny Elevation Bono any day.

I'm just sayin a thinner Bono will help his voice...even in terms of catching his breath...like when he does a lap around the circle...

oh so you like fat Bono?

 

[last unicorn]

I'm just sayin a thinner Bono will help his voice...even in terms of catching his breath...like when he does a lap around the circle...

A younger Bono will help his voice, too, especially while running.

Because we all are so fit when we're nearing 50.

 

[Rob33]

A younger Bono will help his voice, too, especially while running.

Because we all are so fit when we're nearing 50.

ohhh please...he's no ordinary 50 year old man. He's a rockstar in the biggest band in the world....just cause he's 50 doesn't mean he can't get in great shape...especially if it helps the performance. And besides, Bono is not human. This is a fact. I came to this conclusion in another thread a little while ago...and I still stand by it.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Rob, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.

 

[Rob33]

Rob, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you’re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.

care to elaborate?

 

[The Sad Punk]

care to elaborate?

I've always thought Bono has a very strong, powerful looking neck.

Bono seems to be in decent shape over the first 2 legs....but he still needs to lose a decent amount for optimal performance...like zootv/elevation status....he looks so much better like that anyway...

Tobias, you blowhard!

 

[coolian2]

Tobias, you blowhard!

it was meant to be a dry run.

 

[The Sad Punk]

it was meant to be a dry run.

You, sir, are a mouthful!

 

[Rob33]

hahaha well it's fucking true...he has an insane neck, and if Bono was in better shape, his singing/overall performance would improve!

 

[Rosebud]

You guys are awesome. I really hope Bono gets the chance to read this.

 

[The Sad Punk]

You guys are awesome. I really hope Bono gets the chance to read this.

Yipes.

 

[last unicorn]

^

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Yipes.

 

[Addicted To Bad]

It doesn't look bad, he just looks more powerful.

It´s been the same for me...since he was a baby.
...powerful.

 

[blueeyedgirl]

Is that a goitre or are you just pleased to see me?

 

[bono_man2002]

 

[The Sad Punk]

Just quietly, how shitty does that CGi look now, already?