Close call for Bono

[shaun vox]

is Bono OK ?

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

No, he's damn near blind, he's old, he's short, hysterical, wears the same shit everywhere he goes, and can't pay his taxes.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

No, he's damn near blind, he's old, he's short, hysterical, wears the same shit everywhere he goes, and can't pay his taxes.

That's pretty spot on

 

[youarenotimmune]

Listen at the 20 minute mark. Freaky! (this was a few days before the plane incident)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13LuSqmabps

 

[prbiker15]

Listen at the 20 minute mark. Freaky! (this was a few days before the plane incident)

The plane incident was a warning for saying that.

 

[Hollow Island]

It is not possible to own a private jet and be a humanitarian given the tyranny enacted by regimes in service to the oil and gas sector, from Nigeria to Canada. That is all.

 

[stray dog]

It is not possible to own a private jet and be a humanitarian given the tyranny enacted by regimes in service to the oil and gas sector, from Nigeria to Canada. That is all.

Unless you have an aircraft with a stealth ability.

 

[Moser]

The whole plane incident was an excuse to do some low-flying sightseeing around Berlin again.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

and can't pay his taxes.

Can't or won't?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

It is not possible to own a private jet and be a humanitarian given the tyranny enacted by regimes in service to the oil and gas sector, from Nigeria to Canada. That is all.

Oh for fucks sake

 

[gvox]

I do my part by riding my bicycle in blizzards.


Sent from my ass crack

 

[last unicorn]

wears the same shit everywhere he goes,

That's because his luggage sometimes miraculously disappears out of planes.


I wonder if Bono took the train back home from Berlin.

 

[U2FloridaFan]

Listen at the 20 minute mark. Freaky! (this was a few days before the plane incident)

That's one of the first things I thought of after I heard about Bono's mishap. Wonder what's in that luggage...couldn't be much since he wears the same clothes everywhere and probably only shaves every few days . Still, I'd love to be the one finding his luggage. Just glad he's safe

 

[BVS]

It is not possible to own a private jet and be a humanitarian given the tyranny enacted by regimes in service to the oil and gas sector, from Nigeria to Canada. That is all.

You are only a humanitarian if you sail your way to another continent.

 

[last unicorn]

Short interview where Bono talks about the incident:

U2 News, Photos and Videos - ABC News

 

[Babydoll]

Short interview where Bono talks about the incident:

U2 News, Photos and Videos - ABC News

 

[last unicorn]

U2's Bono Recounts Mid-Air Learjet Mishap, Worries About Cows - NBC News

Bono says a mid-air mishap in which the luggage-compartment door fell off his Learjet into the woods of Germany was a "bit scary" — but his real concern is the animals that were down below. "The worry is where is the door, where are those bags?" the U2 rock star said on the red carpet at an awards ceremony in Berlin on Thursday night. "You know there may be a few cows or sheep in the German countryside with a very sore head.

Awww, that's a statement that I approve of, being concerned about animals, I'm very much into animal protection as well.

I wonder how many German cows and sheep are running around with designer shades right now.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Sore, and/or caved in

 

[The Panther]

She won't wear that velvet dress.


(unless he bought a new one in Berlin)

 

[Galeongirl]

/latetothepartybutisBonook?

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

I once got hit by a giant bomb of bird shit some bird dropped on me from probably 75 ft up. It didn't hurt but i didn't appreciate it much the same.

Some of these birds here are afraid of heights. Others have a fear of flying. But ive yet to meet a bird who was afraid to shit bomb some unsuspecting person below such as myself.

 

[dazzledbylight]

I hope the plane is ok.


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Sent from my ass crack

late to this but

 

[dazzledbylight]

In an unrelated story, Bono's hat's plane crashed into the swiss Alps.

It shall be missed.

set high-powered binocs, cameras for Mountain Goats wearing hats

 

[The Panther]

I once got hit by a giant bomb of bird shit some bird dropped on me from probably 75 ft up. It didn't hurt but i didn't appreciate it much the same.

Some of these birds here are afraid of heights. Others have a fear of flying. But ive yet to meet a bird who was afraid to shit bomb some unsuspecting person below such as myself.

As Michael Jackson said, 'You are not alone'.

I know a Japanese woman (resident in Canada at present) who has a pathological fear of being crapped on by birds. She actually fears attending outdoor social gatherings because of her mortal fear of bird-shit.

This obsession stems from her youth in Osaka during which she was evidently shat on many times while walking to and from school.

 

[last unicorn]

Stephen Colbert has found Bono's luggage

Bono's Missing Luggage - The Colbert Report - Video Clip | Comedy Central

 

[Rachel D.]

Stephen Colbert has found Bono's luggage



Bono's Missing Luggage - The Colbert Report - Video Clip | Comedy Central

So many bizarre U2 incidents lately! First people get mad about the iTunes thing, then the door falls off Bono's plane, and now he breaks his arm on his bike. What is going on?!


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[RaisedByWolves]

As Michael Jackson said, 'You are not alone'.

I know a Japanese woman (resident in Canada at present) who has a pathological fear of being crapped on by birds. She actually fears attending outdoor social gatherings because of her mortal fear of bird-shit.

This obsession stems from her youth in Osaka during which she was evidently shat on many times while walking to and from school.