Bono's new 'back material.'

[jonnytakeawalk]

One beaken of light may be that during this recouperating time Bono will have more time to write new material. Could you imagine some of the brilliant material Bono could produce during his period of pain and utter boredom.

So bring out your worst back puns and let's think of some songs Bono might write during his recovery phrase.

To begin us off....

'Staring at the ceiling.'
'No broken spine on the horizon.'
'Stuck in a vertical position on the couch and you can't get out of it.'

 

[65980]

"Another Spine, Another Place"
"It's Sort of Hard-walking"
"The Unsurmountable Spire"
"With or without movement"
"Not Running, Standing Still"
"Who's Gonna Ride my Wild Horses?"
"The First Spine"
"If you wear that Velvet neck Brace"

 

[Registered Dude]

Numb

 

[UberBeaver]

"I Still Haven-OWW FUCK! Goddamn, That Hurt." ISHOFGTH for short.

 

[ozeeko]

(Watching me try to) Stand Up (is) Comedy

 

[mad1]

Its a Miserable Day
Stories for Backs
New Back Day

 

[RedRocksU2]

"Acroback"

 

[RedRocksU2]

A Room At The Heartback Hotel

 

[Slapnutz]

Some Backs Are Better Than Others

 

[Unknown Caller]

A Room at the Backbreak Hotel?

 

[RedRocksU2]

Its a Miserable Day

I lol'd

 

[mad1]

take the song

'Bad'

and have it now

'Bad (Back)'

 

[God Part III]

It's too early. I can't laugh at your jokes.

 

[mad1]

take the song

'Gloria'

he would sing

'Glori-AHH!' (when he tries to move )




the song 'Walk On' would become 'Lie Down'

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

hello, hello... we're at a place called the infirmary 'cause i have a siatica that is causing me to feel numbness in my leg and might make me poop myself

 

[corianderstem]

I Fall Down

 

[RedRocksU2]

ha!

 

[PrimaDonna]

"There's a silver line on the horizon"

 

[jonnytakeawalk]

'Songs of only limited and careful ascent.'

 

[vaz02]

The wit

 

[jonnytakeawalk]

party pooper

 

[gvox]

I Fall Down

/thread

 

[theedgeu2]

With or Without A Back
Sometimes You Can't Make It With No Back

 

[theedgeu2]

Break (In the Name of Backs)

 

[jonnytakeawalk]

Break (In the Name of Backs)

best so far.

 

[Gonna Run 2 U]

I cant believe my back today...I cant close my eyes and make it go away...How long, how long must a wear this brace...How long?!

 

[youarenotimmune]

Bono Descends Into Hell With A Broken Back

 

[Swan269]

Some backs are better than others.

 

[Purplereign]

I Fall Down

 

[zuropa_fit]

I was wondering if it was too early for this...

It's not.