Bono reads Elvis Ate America on BBC May 13th

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OK, first, the guy who "annotated" this poem clearly has too much time on his hands. I do this all the time and I could do a better job. At some points he clearly isn't even trying hard enough. Who cares anyway?

Second, the comments from readers, as always, range from funny to simply spiteful and mean. OK, I understand that people tend to be annoyed by someone who is in the media so much (and yes I feel that poem shouldn't be broadcast at all), but calling him talentless, uneducated and saying he knows nothing about world affairs and poetry is a bit wrong. Bono has a unique way of writing, love it or hate it. Some of the stuff is good, some isn't. That latest piece on Elvis should have been kept in the drawer, together with the song EAA. I have no idea why the BBC decided to broadcast something like that. I wish Bono wouldn't have agreed. Just gives his critics more ammunition.

I agree. A few were vicious.

But, I have to admit one of the comments were funny. "Uneducated, man child." Though, it doesn't necessarily fit Bono, it still got a giggle from me.
 
Abominable Poem...INTHISTOWN

Inthistowntastic Bono was a drunk

Inthistowntastic Bono had the funk

Inthistowntastic Bono couldn't see the microphone

Inthistowntastic Bono believed that he was, in fact, in this town

Inthistowntastic Bono was a womanfish

Inthistowntastic Bono couldn't have possibly been a womanfish

Inthistowntastic Bono passed the mic to Robert Smith

Inthistowntastic Bono wore a bandana

Inthistowntastic Bono looked like an ass

I can't understand what Inthistowntastic Bono just said

Inthistowntastic Bono knew some of the words

Inthistowntastic Bono did not know those four chords

Inthistowntastic Bono wrote a song about a mermaid

Inthistowntastic Bono never sang that song again

Love is all Inthistowntastic Bono needs...until the morning after

Inthistowntastic Bono has a positive outlook concerning this town

Inthistowntastic Bono...INTHISTOWN
Inthistowntastic Bono...couldn't put the glass down
Inthistowntastic Bono...proposed multiple toasts
Inthistowntastic Bono...made out with a lamp post
Inthistowntastic Bono...Guinness
Inthistowntastic Bono...incompetence
Inthistowntastic Bono...forgive us
Inthistowntastic Bono...pray for us
Inthistown
Tastic
Bono

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You just made my life kid...





But seriously...this "poem" is pretty kraptastic...No offense Bono, you know I always got your back....
 
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