Chris Martin Ate Australia
Chris Martin has stupid hair.
Chris Martin stalks U2.
Chris Martin isn't all there.
Chris Martin hired Brian Eno.
Chris Martin would've been a sissy without Johnny Farnham.
Chris Martin wanted his own Live Aid and got Sound Relief.
Chris Martin and his messianic pose.
Christ Martin.
Chris Martin will never save you.
Chris Martin is a wanker.
Chris Martin is a genius.
Chris Martin is dysfunctional.
Chris Martin invented the piano.
Chris Martin needs a rush of blood to the head.
Chris Martin only knows two letters of the alphabet
Chris Martin lies.
Chris ... yellow
Chris ... fix you
Chris ... in his place
Chris ... a hobo box
Chris ... not quite Bono Vox
Chris ... you're the voice
Chris ... derivative ... Martin
Chris Martin has stupid hair.
Chris Martin stalks U2.
Chris Martin isn't all there.
Chris Martin hired Brian Eno.
Chris Martin would've been a sissy without Johnny Farnham.
Chris Martin wanted his own Live Aid and got Sound Relief.
Chris Martin and his messianic pose.
Christ Martin.
Chris Martin will never save you.
Chris Martin is a wanker.
Chris Martin is a genius.
Chris Martin is dysfunctional.
Chris Martin invented the piano.
Chris Martin needs a rush of blood to the head.
Chris Martin only knows two letters of the alphabet
Chris Martin lies.
Chris ... yellow
Chris ... fix you
Chris ... in his place
Chris ... a hobo box
Chris ... not quite Bono Vox
Chris ... you're the voice
Chris ... derivative ... Martin