Bono reads Elvis Ate America on BBC May 13th

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One of my favorite lines in the poem (and the Elvis Ate America song) is..."Elvis, don't mean shit to Chuck D." That of course is Chuck D. from Public Enemy (with reference to the line in their song "Fight the Power". Man what a "song" that is.

Anyway, here are the relevant lines from Public Enemy/Chuck D.'s "Fight the Power"....

Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother fuck him and John Wayne
Cause I'm Black and I'm proud
I'm ready and hyped plus I'm amped
Most of my heroes don't appear on no stamps
Sample a look back you look and find
Nothing but rednecks for 400 years if you check
 
"American David (Bowie)"

David Bowie was an earth oddity

David Bowie has heterochromia

David Bowie may not be heterosexual

David Bowie has a very tall wife

The space cold makes David Bowie's nipples get pointy

David Bowie created experimental music that Pitchfork approves of

David Bowie wore women's clothing

And again

And then once more

David Bowie is a stand up dance-off referee

David Bowie is watching you in an ice cream parlor

David Bowie wrote an eight line poem

David Bowie was a hero, just for one day

David Bowie likes bald men with big synths

David Bowie...I'm not sure if he's a boy or a girl

David Bowie was the thin white duke

David Bowie was on coke quite often

David Bowie clearly never ate America

At least not in that way

Chinese women want David Bowie to shut his mouth

Everyone is part of David Bowie's demographic

David Bowie looked terrible in the '80s

David Bowie was a trend-setter

Modern love walks beside David Bowie

(Modern love!)

His late '80s period left us all in tears

(Modern love!)

David Bowie hasn't done shit in years

(Modern love!)

David Bowie has a plastic soul

(Modern love!)

David Bowie didn't smoke bowls

Bowie...Hitler
Bowie...Nixon
Bowie...cocaine
Bowie...transvestites
Bowie...old folks thought he was sleazy
Bowie...poor little greenie
Bowie...is everybody's friend
Bowie...please record music again
Bowie...we'll forgive you
Bowie...we'll pray for you
David
Bowie
 
"American David (Bowie)"

David Bowie was an earth oddity

David Bowie has heterochromia

David Bowie may not be heterosexual

David Bowie has a very tall wife

The space cold makes David Bowie's nipples get pointy

David Bowie created experimental music that Pitchfork approves of

David Bowie wore women's clothing

And again

And then once more

David Bowie is a stand up dance-off referee

David Bowie is watching you in an ice cream parlor

David Bowie wrote an eight line poem

David Bowie was a hero, just for one day

David Bowie likes bald men with big synths

David Bowie...I'm not sure if he's a boy or a girl

David Bowie was the thin white duke

David Bowie was on coke quite often

David Bowie clearly never ate America

At least not in that way

Chinese women want David Bowie to shut his mouth

Everyone is part of David Bowie's demographic

David Bowie looked terrible in the '80s

David Bowie was a trend-setter

Modern love walks beside David Bowie

(Modern love!)

His late '80s period left us all in tears

(Modern love!)

David Bowie hasn't done shit in years

(Modern love!)

David Bowie has a plastic soul

(Modern love!)

David Bowie didn't smoke bowls

Bowie...Hitler
Bowie...Nixon
Bowie...cocaine
Bowie...transvestites
Bowie...old folks thought he was sleazy
Bowie...poor little greenie
Bowie...is everybody's friend
Bowie...please record music again
Bowie...we'll forgive you
Bowie...we'll pray for you
David
Bowie


:love:
 
You seemed to know Chinese Girls want him to shut his mouth :wink:



Let's Dance is one of the few Bowie albums I own :reject:

The singles are great, so the 2CD Best Of Bowie does the job for me. Even if you don't own many albums, Changesbowie is still a very respectable compilation to own. :up:
 
The singles are great, so the 2CD Best Of Bowie does the job for me. Even if you don't own many albums, Changesbowie is still a very respectable compilation to own. :up:

As you know, that's pretty much been all I've listened to on my long drives to Quiznos lately.

Oh and TUF....

TUF...which has a FAR more respectable song "about" Elvis on it.
 
Why do I always fail you? :sad:

The greatest loves are those with the occasional rocky climb, or something else I just made up.

I shall redeem for your <3, though.

You may have read this poem, a long time ago. Perhaps just an extract. But it is a landmark in modern poetry, and as such is well worth revisiting.

------------------------

tuf bono had a stupid hat.

tuf bono was sort of fat.

tuf bono also had a mullet.

tuf bono would have been a sissy without his hat.

tuf bono thought he could rap.

tuf bono did not take any RONALD RAYGUN crap.

tuf bono is The Unforgettable Fire Bono.

tuf bono is not The Unforgettable Fire Bono.

tuf bono is eternal.

tuf bono is a fad.

tuf bono will not fade away.

tuf bono is not sleeping.

tuf bono worked in a castle.

tuf bono briefly worked an Amish image.

tuf bono's mullet has twice been voted the most brilliant of his generation.

tuf bono drank Heineken cans.

tuf bono's mullet has thrice been voted the most horrendous of his generation.

tuf bono knows about The Song, and that this is A Song.

tuf bono had some strife with RSX.

tuf bono is actively disliked by een and undoubtedly others.

tuf bono was invented for a reason to do with inebriation.

tuf bono gets some respect.

(c) Elvis Presley, 1995
 
AMERICAN DESPAIR

Robert Smith drives a hearse

Robert Smith might possibly carry a purse

Robert Smith his kind's a curse

Robert Smith wears his younger sister's eye make-up

Robert Smith has worn the same clothes for the last 30 years and no one has ever bothered to tell him that they're starting to smell a bit

Robert Smith is in a goth band

Robert Smith does not wish the Cure to be known as a goth band

Robert Smith doesn't believe in free music for all

Robert Smith could be a polar bear

Robert Smith can not be a polar bear

Robert Smith's face turns green at the thought of people not understanding his argument about free music

Robert Smith dances around with happy socks

Robert Smith is



UPSET

Robert Smith is in love one day of the week: Friday

Robert Smith never even caught her name

Robert Smith and co. consumed enough alcohol during the recording of Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me to keep a frat house happy for five generation.

No matter how far away, Robert Smith will always love you

Robert Smith FUCKING DESPAIRS

Robert...pictures us
Robert...lovecats
Robert...sleeps with bats
Robert...sings about cats...quite frequently
Robert...dressed in black
Robert...last few albums got a lot of flack
Robert...James...Smith


END.
 
The greatest loves are those with the occasional rocky climb, or something else I just made up.

I shall redeem for your <3, though.

You may have read this poem, a long time ago. Perhaps just an extract. But it is a landmark in modern poetry, and as such is well worth revisiting.

------------------------

tuf bono had a stupid hat.

tuf bono was sort of fat.

tuf bono also had a mullet.

tuf bono would have been a sissy without his hat.

tuf bono thought he could rap.

tuf bono did not take any RONALD RAYGUN crap.

tuf bono is The Unforgettable Fire Bono.

tuf bono is not The Unforgettable Fire Bono.

tuf bono is eternal.

tuf bono is a fad.

tuf bono will not fade away.

tuf bono is not sleeping.

tuf bono worked in a castle.

tuf bono briefly worked an Amish image.

tuf bono's mullet has twice been voted the most brilliant of his generation.

tuf bono drank Heineken cans.

tuf bono's mullet has thrice been voted the most horrendous of his generation.

tuf bono knows about The Song, and that this is A Song.

tuf bono had some strife with RSX.

tuf bono is actively disliked by een and undoubtedly others.

tuf bono was invented for a reason to do with inebriation.

tuf bono gets some respect.

(c) Elvis Presley, 1995

AMERICAN DESPAIR

Robert Smith drives a hearse

Robert Smith might possibly carry a purse

Robert Smith his kind's a curse

Robert Smith wears his younger sister's eye make-up

Robert Smith has worn the same clothes for the last 30 years and no one has ever bothered to tell him that they're starting to smell a bit

Robert Smith is in a goth band

Robert Smith does not wish the Cure to be known as a goth band

Robert Smith doesn't believe in free music for all

Robert Smith could be a polar bear

Robert Smith can not be a polar bear

Robert Smith's face turns green at the thought of people not understanding his argument about free music

Robert Smith dances around with happy socks

Robert Smith is



UPSET

Robert Smith is in love one day of the week: Friday

Robert Smith never even caught her name

Robert Smith and co. consumed enough alcohol during the recording of Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me to keep a frat house happy for five generation.

No matter how far away, Robert Smith will always love you

Robert Smith FUCKING DESPAIRS

Robert...pictures us
Robert...lovecats
Robert...sleeps with bats
Robert...sings about cats...quite frequently
Robert...dressed in black
Robert...last few albums got a lot of flack
Robert...James...Smith


END.

Oh my god. I am in love with the Bonley.
 
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