Bono injured in cycling accident Part 2 glad Leo wasn't riding Tandem

[bono_212]

Gabe, headache, same diff?

 

[lazarus]

Glad to see it's business as usual around here.

 

[VintagePunk]

 

[mikal]

This is one big LOLcano up in here.

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[Headache in a Suitcase]

I'd say I'd call her church but I think that's what she wants me to do

 

[gvox]

Whhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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[gvox]

He's back!

https://twitter.com/u2uruguay/status/544232623888166914




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Clearly fake: the guy has his hand on Bono's shoulder. Duh-uhhh!!!


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[Kieran McConville]

 

[Pop Artist]

Actual large version of the photo (the Dublin one): Instagram

 

[Bad Exit]

Actual large version of the photo (the Dublin one): Instagram

 

[Hewson]

Satan caused Bono's accident, yessiree


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Or was it Santa?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Or was it Santa?

 

[Hewson]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Bono???

 

[Hewson]

No wonder nobody recognized him, looked like everyone else in NYC on bicycle that day.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Psssht that's Chicago

 

[Hewson]

Psssht that's Chicago

Don't spoil the illusion, next thing you'll tell me is Santa's not real.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

So true story, when you do a google image search for "hasidic Jew on a bike" probably half of the top 20 pictures are of Bono.

Including this one

 

[Hewson]

So real.

 

[ClaytonsKitten]

I won't argue because there's been so much crap going on in this thread. Just consider me skeptical. And yes, I think that what Edge said two weeks ago is still valid, you don't get fit that quickly. I hope he does, though, I wish him the best.

Edge and his alien technology from the future. Totally explains it all.

The accident was four weeks ago today! That's certainly enough time to get up and around. Hopefully in another month or so we'll be seeing him perform again. I would think he has a performance at the Grammy's as his target, if not before.


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I've been saying that for a couple weeks over in the Grammy discussion threads. If he's seated and they do, say, acoustic EBW with the string section, it could easily be done.

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[david]

He looks a little out of it. I don't think the anesthesia has wore off yet.

 

[Rachel D.]

Maybe he's got a metal arm like the Terminator and his left eye is now a red laser beam. Or am I thinking of a Borg? Either way, CyberBono is almost fully operational.


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[Bad Exit]

Disclaimer, Headache: Regarding my Satan comment, I wasn't being serious. I'm...

 

[Yahweh]

If that isn't Bono - Edge finally invented a cloning device

Good to see him up moving around.

 

[VintagePunk]

Guys, it's Leo! Dressed for an outing with his father.

 

[Galeongirl]

He looks a little out of it. I don't think the anesthesia has wore off yet.

 

[Babydoll]

He looks a little out of it. I don't think the anesthesia has wore off yet.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Where did they put the feeding tube?

 

[Hewson]

Where did they put the feeding tube?

You really don't want to know.
Could be a song about it on Songs of Ass Scent though.

 

[david]

Hopefully Bono won't be pulling any more boners soon. He needs to stay healthy for the tour.