Disclaimer, Headache: You seem to be the delightfully snarky sort (hence your moniker.) I happen to be what some would call a "Christian" fan of the band, if by Christian you mean by someone who has an active spiritual life. There's even an excellent website for and by some of our loathsome ilk
, wherein we like to analyze the spiritual side of U2's music. My politics are not, thankfully--I believe in a firm separation of church and state and wish that some of the *truly* loathsome "Christian" ilk would just shut the heck up, and if they must open their traps, talk about the poor and oppressed and NOT womens' lives, for example.
Regarding my Satan comment, I wasn't being serious. But I stand by the guardian angel part, and some of us believers happen to think that the B man has enjoyed a certain amount of divine protection over the decades. I may not stand by the Satan comment, but I can think of folks who are praying for him who would feel that way. Yikes.
Don't worry, though. I may be a Christian but***shhh** I am NOT boring. Just ask CK, in the Shaft thread. More of the band's variety of believer, hmmm?