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Bono Puns

Posted 02-22-2011 at 05:52 PM by Reggo

If Bono were footwear, he'd be Bono Socks.

If Bono kept time, He'd be Bono Clocks.

If Bono studied geology, he'd be Bono Rocks.

If Bono were made of cardboard, he'd be Bono Box.

If Bono raced a horse, he'd be Bono Jocks.

If Bono gave you a rash, he'd be Bono Pox.

If Bono did inventory, he'd be Bono Stocks.

If Bono were deaf in one ear, he'd be Mono Vox.

If Bono were made of smoked...
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Insomniac

Posted 06-22-2010 at 06:09 AM by Reggo

Those expecting some form if review of the Green Day album, I'm sorry.

Of course now I get brain stew stuck in my head.

No. I canyt sleep. And I have never been more afraid if losing my mind than I am right now. I've seen Fight Club just twice. But the thought of creating another persona to do all the things I repress appeals to me. So every time I get insimnia, I fear I'm one step cloer to that happeningg. If course the fact that I'm cibsscioys of it pissibly happening...
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The Night Before tufmas

Posted 12-22-2009 at 02:08 AM by Reggo


Gather 'round children. Adam Clayton would like to tell you A Story.


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'Twas the night before tufmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even Hatmouse;

The beer cans were strewn 'cross the parlour with flair,
A sign that tuf bono kept passing out there;

Bobert Schmidt was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of hearse races danced in his head;

And tuf edge with
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U2 Stand Up Comedy

Posted 11-24-2009 at 01:48 AM by Reggo

I wish I could explain this. I can't. I was extremely tired and I just started typing whatever weirdness popped into my head. I meant no offense, I was simply trying to be funny.

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My dog just let a monstrous fart that lasted his entire trot of our backyard. Sick animal. Billie Joe Armstrong, you're a sick individual.

I wish I could make a U2 caption like that but they don't duct tape themselves to each other.The only time I've seen U2 with duct tape,...
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In The Land Of Seagulls and Gingham

Posted 11-06-2009 at 01:11 AM by Reggo

In The Land of Seagulls and Gingham
By Lewis Black
From his book, Me Of Little Faith


I haven't had a lot of contact with the Mormon Church, or as they call themselves, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Sure, I remember Donny and Marie from their seventies variety show. I knew one of them was a little bit country and the other one was a little bit rock and roll and together they were nothing less than horrifying as they created the musical equivalent...
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